“Hello, there, traveler! Haven’t seen you in Kyovashad before! We’ve got everything you could need! Want armor? I know just the place. Looking to buy some weapons? Down that street! Want a horse to ride so your quest will go easier? Fuck you. You don’t get a horse yet, you piece of shit. Why would we give you a horse? Give me one reason. Go pound pavement with the feet that Inarius gave you.”

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