Prince of War

Prince Caspian, a lesser-known entry in the Narnia series, is a book with not much substance. The recent movie actually streamlines the story, eliminating flashbacks and so forth. What fills the running time back up? Why, war of course.

2 Critics Hate 2 Movies

The Incredible Hulk reviewed in Hulk-speak:  “Roth get injected with serum…. Smash cars. Tanks. Only with no trousers. Roth groin area ambiguous. Groin area look lumpy. Bumpy. Perhaps odd penis. Perhaps odd trousers. Critic … not sure.” And a deliberately spoiler-rich review of The Happening:  “I’m offering an […]

Space Monster Guilala Awakens!

After a space sabbatical of over 30 years, Space Monster Guilala returns in Minoru Kawasaki’s Monster X Strikes Back:  Attack the G8 Summit, aka Guilala’s Counterattack the Toyako Summit One-Shot Crisis.  The Guilala song, the suitmation, the kaiju movie white guy–It makes me feel good in too many […]

Spoilers: Galactica Mini-Finale

Abigail Nussbaum thinks the recent Battlestar Galactica mini-finale would have been good, if not for the following: “With very few alterations, many of Battlestar Galactica‘s episodes during the second half of its second season and the entirety of its third season could be jettisoned, and the result would […]

Death Race 2000 Remake

Well, it’s not Robosaurus rampaging through Burning Man and it doesn’t have David Carradine assassinating the man, but Death Race does have modified mustangs. Pictures and a trailer from the upcoming Death Race. (via io9)