“Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body”
At The Toast, an alien does their best to write erotica. Even though the alien finds us kinda gross.
At The Toast, an alien does their best to write erotica. Even though the alien finds us kinda gross.
Andy Khouri celebrates “the Happy Hunks of Tom of Finland” at Comics Alliance. “Tom of Finland was the Jack Kirby of gay porn. Working in a section of the comics industry that most fans perhaps spend little time exploring, Tom was a masterful artist, a pioneer, and an […]
“The Fifty Shades Generator is a breakthrough in erotic fiction. At the click of a button, it generates world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary.” Click away here. (via @vaginalfantasy)
At The Cut, Maureen O’Connor interviews Christie Simes and Alara Branwyn, authors of dinosaur and monster erotica like In The Velociraptor’s Nest and Taken By The Triceratops. (via @filmclassics)
Jezebel has a snippet from The Velociraptor’s Nest, one of a series of dinosaur/human romance books, and, yes, there is a sex scene. There is also triceratops erotica. Geekologie has more about author Christie Sims.
“I’d originally started writing a list of the mistakes made by poor smut writers, but I’ve decided that it would be more fun to write an absolute shit piece of erotica that illustrated, to an admittedly ridiculous degree, most of these errors.” Get your bad smut on here.