2 Critics Hate 2 Movies

The Incredible Hulk reviewed in Hulk-speak:  “Roth get injected with serum…. Smash cars. Tanks. Only with no trousers. Roth groin area ambiguous. Groin area look lumpy. Bumpy. Perhaps odd penis. Perhaps odd trousers. Critic … not sure.” And a deliberately spoiler-rich review of The Happening:  “I’m offering an […]