What in the hell was Succession about? Was it a sitcom? Shakespearean tragedy? Treatise on abuse — or on America? Probably all of it, but Succession was also about dumb people making dumb choices over and over again. It was about Logan making everyone beg and cry and piss themselves for his amusement, which brings to mind my favorite beg-and-cry-and-piss-yourself game: The Sims. Why wait ten long episodes to figure out who “won” the Succession gamewhen I could just place the eight key players into a last-Sim-standing challenge in The Sims 4?”

Read more from Bethy Squires here, even if you didn’t watch or don’t like Succession. Because The Sims, man.