At Fanbytes, Avelene Perry writes about the worst possible dates in all of the Dragon Age trilogy.

“Dragon Age is a series of three fantasy RPGs about sarcastic queer people saving the world, being miserable in a bad city, and militarizing the world’s largest religion, respectively. The games have pretty good plots, but the heart of the series is its core cast of characters and how they grow and change throughout the story. Even better, your main character can make out with some of them!

Most of your friends in Dragon Age are hot, but very few have any social skills or restraint. So, in the spirit of Valentine’s Day and all of the bad dates that are about to go down, I’ve assembled a list of the five Dragon Age companions who would take you on the worst dates.”